I’m telling you footy Twitter’s version of “aura” is just “blokes I find physically attractive but I need a word that doesn’t make me sound gay.”
Linda smith
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Linda smith
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- This video I made about the day Ronaldinho met Neymar. One of the greatest matches of all time. Stayed up late to watch it on a dodgy stream at the time. What a time to be alive!
00:00Which football video always makes you smile no matter what? - So unbelievably grateful that he's not gone to Man Utd. Their fans were talking about backup to Varane. They didn't deserve him. He's better than Lisandro. The best CB in the world. 100%.
- Replying to @tomrobbo89No way Ronaldinho goes to Saudi. His entire lifestyle is illegal there. He also wasn't about the money too much. He rejected bigger money at LA Galaxy to go back to Brazil for the vibes. Genuinely struggling to think of someone LESS likely to move to Saudi tbh...
- The guy is considered second only to Maradona by so many Napoli fans. He's not just loved, he's adored by the fanbase. The narrative that the club and fans don't love Victor because of a dumb video made by an idiotic TikTok intern is so, SOOO disingenuous.Victor Osimhen deserves to be loved 💙
- That cross bounces at the key moment making it way harder for Diouf to score. It's not a great cross. You're stoopid if you think it is. Good accuracy, but poor execution.
- Jude whining about the laws of the game? Will fit right in at Liverpool!Jude Bellingham was NOT happy last night… 👀
- Foden scored 6 goals in 4 Prem games in January. More than Isak who is a striker. Why am I seeing tweets like “Foden just opened his mouth” get thousands of likes?? Of course he deserves a nomination. But then people pretend he’s not held to a high standard 🤣BREAKING: The Premier League's nominees for January's EA SPORTS Player of the Month are in! 🤩
- Replying to @RamboFYINah it's worse than joking about offsides because it's not just asking about the subject, he's taken a cheap, personal dig at Klopp. He responds rudely and we know Klopp is like this anyway. But it's just a bit rude from the presenter imo. I don't think it's professional.
- Replying to @alexfrcoYep. Just look at Panama when they scored their first ever WC goal. Moments like that are just as special as Italy 3-2 Brazil in 1982 or Maradona vs. England.
- Replying to @GJ33CitehYou cannot be serious 🤣 Saliba does nothing wrong. He simply runs which he's entitled to do.
- Trafford proving himself for City so I don’t have to watch Jordan Pickford ever play for England again 😍😍😍 From Mr. T-Rex Arms to Mr. “I bet you he saves it y’know.” Insane upgrade.
- Replying to @SquawkaDrogba took 4 fewer penalties and had 5 more assists. Haaland probably catches that NPG total, but for Drogba's all round game I still think his is the better season.
- Replying to @markgoldbridgeHe's quite clearly talking generally about the noise from rival fans and journalists. How have you made this about Roy Keane? 😂😂😂
