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@_paidsb
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satire — random tweets
Joined November 2020
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    @_paidsb
    Sep 11, 2024
    he tried to rub this booty and felt my pad yea ngga watch the movie
    15M
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    @_paidsb
    Aug 11, 2025
    oh and towels are not to be washed with clothes
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    @_paidsb
    May 2, 2025
    coworker beef ain’t got no age limit anybody can get it
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    @_paidsb
    Apr 24, 2025
    wash yo back don’t just squeeze the rag over ur shoulders
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    @_paidsb
    Oct 24, 2025
    “ your card declined ” nah it was locked crunchy panties try it now
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    @_paidsb
    Aug 7, 2025
    u hand me a blanket first thing imma do is smell it. won’t have me wrapped in aśs.
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    @_paidsb
    Dec 23, 2023
    no comment
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    @_paidsb
    Apr 15, 2025
    you really do get over it on a random day
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    @_paidsb
    Sep 11, 2024
    nggas be holding you tight asf when they sleep boy ain nb finna go thru that phone
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    @_paidsb
    Jan 1, 2024
    hearing a ngga moan is like music to my p*ssy
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    @_paidsb
    Dec 24, 2023
    precum be funny asf cus man why r u wet?
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    @_paidsb
    Dec 1, 2023
    is $1,000 a week enough money to live comfortably
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    @_paidsb
    Apr 8, 2025
    next time u get hungry eat all them btches spams you keep requesting
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    @_paidsb
    Dec 19, 2024
    i’ll ruin a 🥷 day then do a dougie idgaf
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