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made some headway on finally removing my winter color.
The Mezcal Monarch
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The Mezcal Monarch
@_pancakegeorge
life currently undergoing bouts of rapid unscheduled disassembly.
- “You’re not supposed to clean on New Year’s day!” Me:
00:00 - “this kinda romance can’t be taught” it’s ’will you be my girlfriend?’ written in chocolate on a plate at a restaurant. please man
- How to drive in Atlanta: 1. Fucking go 2. Why are you breaking??? 3. If you gone go then go 4. Don’t you fucking dare
- Replying to @_NikSpacethis edit for it fucked me up for even longer
- Replying to @talktometaybro tryna enjoy it while it lasts
- Guy: Man, my girl really is the best! Keith Lee: He said he girl is the best. I got her. Let’s try her out and rate her 1 through 10
just found out keith lee took another niggas bitch and made her his wife LMFAOOO - not only did he think he was killing it. he face planted and sent his yarmulke flying
00:00What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV? - Replying to @_pancakegeorgeromance is learned. which means some parts of romance can be taught. this is romance 101. the “romance that can’t be taught” is more effort, more thoughtful, and more unique. don’t talk about the bar in hell or how some niggas ain’t even doing that. stop being dense on purpose
- lest we forget the og
Is there a YT and Black version of every meme? Because this is funny to me 😂 - he should’ve planned a fight so she could get the full experience frRussell Wilson rented out an entire Waffle House for Ciara’s birthday 🎂🧇
- Replying to @jiggyjayy2 and @brttany_all they need is a compliment. “Come on nigga. You know I would do it but you’re just genetically better at picking this cotton than i am.”
- Replying to @zaynahbearScarlette Johansson? she try to play black characters all the time, so yeah 😂
