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@_smarttakes_

NBA Historian. MJ *and* Bron stan. Captain of Reggie Miller FC. Wolves🐺. Occasional tweeter of non sports things. Nuance is king 👑

Joined August 2014

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@_smarttakes_
Jun 14
This is why Lavar Ball is one of the best basketball dads ever. If this was Lonzo he’d call him the GOAT with a straight face
LakeShowYo
@LakeShowYo
Jun 14
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
MrBuckBuck
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MrBuckBuck
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@_smarttakes_
Jul 4, 2024
Easiest answer of all time
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That Rabbit Guy
@Son_ImSleep
Jul 3, 2024
Who gonna be the first NBA player to tell Bronny “you only here cause of yo daddy” as trash talk on the court
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@_smarttakes_
Mar 13, 2024
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
Mar 13, 2024
BREAKING: US House officially passes bill that would force TikTok sale or face ban
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@_smarttakes_
Aug 19, 2025
Every time I see something like this I’m reminded just how batshit insane Lebrons longevity is
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport
Aug 19, 2025
After John Wall's retirement, Paul George is the last man standing from the 2010 class 😔
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@_smarttakes_
Dec 17, 2023
Name 1 signature Embiid playoff game
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_
Dec 17, 2023
Joel Embiid is the best player in the world Every basketball purist knows this
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@_smarttakes_
May 20, 2024
A KAT FMVP would break this app
subscribe to the state of the league patreon
@JoestarJokic
May 20, 2024
who would be the funniest finals MVP
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@_smarttakes_
Mar 24, 2024
People will look you in your face and say the NBA is currently filled with guys like this and be serious LMAOOO
justasistertryingtotweet
@Igottafigh64510
Mar 24, 2024
Ooooooweeeeeee🔥🔥🔥
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@_smarttakes_
Dec 27, 2024
Why do I never see NFL/NHL/MLB/MLS fans make posts like this about their sport?
Overtime
@overtime
Dec 26, 2024
“Notice the moves” Sorry but LeBron averaging 70 20 and 15 😭 (h/t randombasketdaily/IG)
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@_smarttakes_
Jun 16, 2025
Replying to @chaotichermes
“Me looking around” as a source lmaooooooooo
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@_smarttakes_
May 22, 2025
Replying to @NBAPaint1
We gotta aim higher he passed Fox 2 years ago
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@_smarttakes_
Nov 13, 2023
Replying to @Variety
“Girls never body shame because they’re nice!”…. This is the only appropriate reaction to that statement:
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@_smarttakes_
Nov 30, 2023
The clip didn’t disappoint!!
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Hardwood Paroxysm
@HPbasketball
Nov 30, 2023
OH MY GODD SUGGS AND COLE ANTHONY JUST DUPLICATED WADE-TO-LEBRON I'M CACKLING
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@_smarttakes_
Dec 24, 2024
Replying to @melosgoat
Post your girl or shut up
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@_smarttakes_
May 20, 2024
My favorite thing about the NBA is that there aren’t flukes in a literal sense. This isn’t the NCAA tourney where a couple hot games can get you to an elite 8. In a best of 7, the better team wins 99/100.
NBACentral
@TheDunkCentral
May 20, 2024
“It sucks, because I think we’re the better team.” - Christian Braun (🎥 @Shapalicious )
Jake Shapiro
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Jake Shapiro
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