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Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
@_theeunicorn_
𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎. the moment you hit that follow button, we become friends!
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
    @_theeunicorn_
    Nov 4, 2025
    Yall why my man done made me a video girl in his new video 😩
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
    @_theeunicorn_
    Dec 14, 2020
    Fully furnished, no mortgage, no bills, and free housekeeping all at the age of 24 💕 nothing but God...and my momma because this her house. Y’all be easy!
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
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    Sep 17, 2020
    2020 is really too much for me. THE BETRAYAL
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
    @_theeunicorn_
    May 3, 2021
    Imagine your kids coming home wondering what’s for dinner LMAO like girl, I don’t know! I was just gonna eat some chips today 😭
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    Nov 7, 2025
    Omg your bio???
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    Nov 6, 2025
    Which flooring goes best with the cabinets & countertop?
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    Mar 12, 2021
    WHAT WAS THE REASON JAN?!?! 😩
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
    @_theeunicorn_
    Jan 1, 2023
    I told my man he need to rush to kiss me when the ball drops and…😭
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    Jan 26, 2021
    Credit Karma seeing why they’re trending:
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    Mar 17, 2022
    Replying to @GoddamnMarquis
    Oregano
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
    @_theeunicorn_
    Mar 25, 2023
    Every time I wanna tell Twitter some good news, I think about how y’all did that lady who said she enjoys drinking coffee with her husband in their yard 😫
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    Dec 3, 2022
    This was every bad b!tch’s favorite movie 😌
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    Jun 16, 2021
    Replying to @messymoneysav
    “…So, as y’all can HEAR, I REALLY need this job” 😩
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    Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜
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    Sep 27, 2021
    Replying to @dav1on
    When you put your phone on Do Not Disturb and you actually Do Not get Disturbed 😩:
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    Nov 26, 2020
    Replying to @Fentyyyonce
    You: “This is a lasagna” Your Spaghetti Salad:
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