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Aaron B
@aaronbry5
this bio says everything I post is just a joke so you can’t get me in trouble for it
Detroit / STL
Joined February 2011
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Sep 22, 2023
    Me googling “how to serve cunt as a straight male”
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    Aaron B
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    Aug 9, 2022
    Replying to @Anna_Snackz
    Earlier today
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Dec 31, 2023
    All nfl refs should have to wear body cams
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Aug 29, 2020
    Replying to @jaketapper
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Jul 1, 2020
    Replying to @J_Hancock
    How does this logic apply to helmet / seatbelt laws in Missouri?
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Feb 14, 2023
    The s&p500 closed down .01% today. This indicates that investors deemed that the future free cash flow of 500 large U.S. companies is worth slightly less than what it was worth yesterday
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Dec 9, 2023
    Replying to @chamath
    None of you actually care about free speech like you say you do
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    Aaron B
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    Jun 1, 2022
    Replying to @EmmanuelAcho
    Yup you’re actually the first and only person to ever do that Emmanuel
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Nov 2, 2023
    Replying to @Billyhottakes
    Sprain with torn ligaments. This is what it will look like in a few days
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    Aaron B
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    Jun 10, 2021
    These two need to race to determine how the rest of the summer is gonna go #stonks #finance #markets
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    Aaron B
    @aaronbry5
    Mar 16, 2023
    In honor of our interview with @pulte, @JasonRaznick and I are giving away $500 to a person/family in need that likes this tweet. Watch the full interview with with @pulte here: youtube.com/watch?v=2VYWMj…
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    Aaron B
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    Jan 5, 2024
    Replying to @TheStalwart
    That’s how I felt about Ben Shapiro. Was shocked to find out he was ivy-educated considering he wears a cowboy hat and drives a truck
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    Aaron B
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    Mar 16, 2023
    Replying to @pulte
    Like this tweet to be considered for the $500! Thank you again @pulte! Great talking to you today
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    Aaron B
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    Feb 24, 2022
    All this talk about Ukraine had me thinking about how I was always Russian thru life and never Putin the time for us. Anyway, say hi to your mom for me and hope all is well
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