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    abby govindan
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    Dec 2, 2025
    thank you @ForbesUnder30 for helping me fulfill my dream of being on the “Forbes 30 Under 30 to federal prison pipeline.” I promise to go to jail for something cool like tax evasion or racketeering and not something lame like crypto or shilling a fraudulent AI tech start up🥰
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    abby govindan
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    Apr 24, 2020
    you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
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    abby govindan
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    May 14, 2021
    I hate New York. Some guy just yelled at me “you’re pretty but those shoes with that dress? get help sweet heart”
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    abby govindan
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    Jul 8, 2021
    that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials
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    abby govindan
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    Jun 30, 2020
    bro I looked up how long the Black Plague lasted in an attempt to reassure myself about corona and that shit lasted 800 years are you for real 😭
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    abby govindan
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    Jan 7, 2021
    I took out $15,000 of student loans and since I graduate last May I repaid $2,000 and now I am so glad to share that I only have $15,633 left to pay😌
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    abby govindan
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    Aug 16, 2021
    August is like if Sunday were a month
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    abby govindan
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    Jun 25, 2021
    yall made so much fun of him that he entered his Joker era
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    Jun 25, 2021
    Bad Habits. Out now. Listen and watch the official video at es.lnk.to/BadHabits #BadHabits
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    abby govindan
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    Aug 11, 2021
    I can not believe I’m this devastated after an 8 month break up. What do people who get divorced after 20 years of marriage do? Die, I presume?
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    abby govindan
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    Apr 16, 2020
    do you think Dylan Sprouse roasts Cole Sprouse for all the cringey scenes he has to do in Riverdale or do they just sit in silence at the dinner table and not bring it up at all
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    abby govindan
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    Apr 13, 2020
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    abby govindan
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    Feb 5, 2021
    Emily in Paris was originally about an Indian girl who moves to Paris but when I pitched it, the network executives spit in my face and called me racial slurs. The following week I repitched the exact same concept with a white girl and now I’m nominated for two Golden Globes
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    abby govindan
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    Mar 6, 2023
    I’m deleting dating apps and going back to bed with my vibrator
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    abby govindan
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    Oct 6, 2023
    how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult
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