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LN
@abernothing
comedian in bio (🕺 ⬅️ that’s him) she/her @bootpirate for moots
panic pixie camp counselor
Joined April 2010
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    @abernothing
    May 22, 2019
    eatin ice n takin names
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    @abernothing
    May 9, 2021
    I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back
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    @abernothing
    Dec 31, 2021
    party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs
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    @abernothing
    Nov 30, 2020
    ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤme ________________________________ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhelmed
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    @abernothing
    Feb 24, 2021
    I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world
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    @abernothing
    Jul 30, 2020
    2012 was 5 years ago. let that sink in
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    @abernothing
    May 30, 2021
    I bet not a single US president could successfully complete the presidential fitness test
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    @abernothing
    Sep 30, 2021
    I’m inventing larger cigarettes called bigarettes
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    @abernothing
    Jun 14, 2023
    I slept in the lower bunk of a bunk bed until I was seventeen and one day was just like “hey mom and dad can I have a real bed” and they were like “yeah we’ve been waiting for you to ask for years”
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    @abernothing
    Jul 16, 2022
    staying out of my own business for a bit. I don’t need to know all that
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    @abernothing
    Mar 6, 2024
    Replying to @PoopFromDaButt
    it's def satire don't worry that's her whole thing
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    @abernothing
    Jun 16, 2022
    sonic the hedge fund manager
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    @abernothing
    Apr 29, 2021
    everywhere is the Hard Rock Cafe if you rock hard enough
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    @abernothing
    Nov 2, 2022
    Replying to @jzux
    five should be considered an even number

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