American dads be like : "hey honey i'm gonna pay $50K/year for you to get railed after a frat party and learn about why it's bad to be white"
♡Lia♡
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- Here's a very hard pill men need to swallow: A woman in her 50's can get the attention of any man she wants (younger or older) but older men aren't desirable to a younger woman unless they have $$ status or prestige
- Wtf new article in nature shows psychedelics can reopen developmental windows that close after childhood
- When I get pregnant I’ll delete Instagram
I don’t have instagram - why did I wake up with symmetrical marks on my stomach on Easter morning
- My park avenue dermatologist just used ChatGPT in front of my face to look up medication interactions. It’s so over.
- People who are 37-43 right now are extremely weird and maladaptive
- Hanging out with women who have jobs is a very low vibrational experience
- Women view men the same way the japanese viewed the first white people they encountered
- Trumps winning so all of our boyfriends are rich
- POV a Korean grandma just bathed you from head to toe in a dingy basement in TriBeCa
- If you have sex with an overweight person you will get their microbiome and also become fat.
- I just took Adderall for trivia night
