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Adithya Venkatesan
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Adithya Venkatesan
@adadithya
Building Brand @altcarbonindia Abundance coded. True blood hedonist. Cenosillicaphobic. Logophile. Curious. Scuba diver, paraglider, adrenaline junkie
Bangalore
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Apr 7, 2022
    Startups who don't have the budgets for branding, here's what you can do 👇🏻
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jan 23, 2023
    Dear Strbucks, there's literally no ajji in god's green earth who'll approve a filter coffee for 290rs +taxes. 🙏🏻
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jan 16, 2022
    Decathlon is the adult version of a stationery shop. 😊
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Nov 20, 2024
    Update: I'm looking for a trainer. They have to pay me 10L. If i reduce weight, increase muscle, I'll pay 20L after 3 years as a one-time payment. Update: I'm also looking for a pastry chef. They have to pay me 5L. If i increase weight, I'll pay 10L after 3 years. Lesssggooo
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    May 2, 2023
    Hard truths: An entire generation is studying for jobs that won't exist.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jul 11, 2022
    Modern Love Bangalore doesn't exist because he's at Bellandur, and she's in Whitefield.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Nov 18, 2023
    Ashneer Grover legit had the gumption to post this 😂😂😂 He's Rahul Yadav on steroids 😂
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jan 12, 2024
    PSA: A 12yo whisky does not become an 18yo because you kept it in the bottle unopened for 6 more years since you bought it. 😂 Whisky ages only in a wooden cask, not once it’s bottled.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    May 18, 2022
    Marketers need to calm down.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Oct 6, 2024
    So, the CEO of a listed company wants a comedian to service thousands of substandard Ola bikes. Funny indeed.
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    Bhavish Aggarwal
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    Oct 6, 2024
    We have enough programs for our customers if they face service delays. If you were a genuine one, you would have known. Again, don’t try and back out of this. Come and do some real work rather than armchair criticism.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jun 12, 2024
    I went on a date with someone who quit her job because, 'people were not taking her seriously', 'she was not getting promoted' only because she didn't have an Ivy League degree. She quit, got that Ivy degree, & joined THE SAME startup at 2.5x her previous pay. 🤺
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Nov 3, 2022
    I was today years old when I learnt Titan is a joint venture between the Tata Group and the Tamil Nadu government. 🤯 This is because in the pre-liberalization era, the TN Government held the licence to manufacture watches.
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Feb 28, 2022
    Name any employee-friendly policy in your, or any other startup/large org, that's super helpful/really cool. Ex: Unlimited sick leaves, work from anywhere, No meetings on Fridays etc...
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    Adithya Venkatesan
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    Jun 4, 2018
    What you're seeing is a myosin protein (or possibly kinesin) dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness. ❤❤❤
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