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Aelfred The Great
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Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
Gamboling toward greatness
Wessex by way of the USA
Joined November 2016
- “For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”
- Midsommar and I just don’t go to SwedenIf you were offered $10 million but had to live and survive for a whole year inside any Horror movie’s world, which movie would you pick?
- My HOA sent a letter saying we’d fallen afoul of some trash can rule in Feb. (which they didn’t tell us) & now again so they may fine Their pic of the trash can has no timestamp. You can’t see the number on it so no clue if it’s ours. They didn’t say what rule I am so excited
- We all know what’s coming
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise Link: buff.ly/NaD57KW - What’s wild here is that both the potato and the tomato are New World vegetables.The most accurate map ever devised.
- I am begging people to take an intro to philosophy classpeople who think you can’t have morality without religion scare me bc wtf do you mean????
- Horrible Situation Somehow Gets WorsePassengers stuck on a delayed flight to Seattle get an unexpected concert from jazz band trib.al/O5cBkqF
- ISIS about to find out what an unhinged group of fanatical true believers really looks likeBREAKING: 2 suspects arrested in ISIS plot to attack Taylor Swift concert in Austria, police say
- “To whom it may concern” - vague - weak - ignorable “To whom it will concern” - ominous - strong - alarming
- I hope you’re sitting down because I don’t think you’re gonna love the image we have of France in the USDo you have any idea of the image we have of the United States in France? Would you like me to tell you?
- If you move the ball one inch at a time you will have a turnover on downs after four inches.It’s a tied game. Two minutes on the clock. We’ve got the ball, and we’re driving down field. Even if we move one inch at a time, one phone call at a time, one door knock at a time – we will win this.
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Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever? - I never really bought into the jokes but as a man with a healthy alcohol problem, this woman is drunk
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