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Alan Carroll
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@alancarroII
Sports @Polymarket | Intern @uraniumdigital_ | MUFC
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    Plumbers and electricians seeing AI replace everyone who went to college
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    Sep 10, 2022
    “Living in the Metaverse will be stress free” The Metaverse:
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    Dec 28, 2024
    Me listening to a couple of normal people talk about cryptocurrency
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    Nov 26, 2024
    🚨Breaking🚨 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele has banned Jim Cramer from entering the country
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    Watching my gf get a side of guac at chipotle after my $600,000 perps position just evaporated
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    Sep 18, 2022
    “AI would never harm a human” AI:
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    May 13, 2024
    “Who the f*ck is Roaring Kitty?”
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    Aug 25, 2022
    Going for a swim in the Metaverse
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    Jun 29, 2022
    “I was rich for about 7 months in 2021”
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    Nov 13, 2024
    🚨Breaking🚨 Donald Trump has nominated Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong for Secretary of the Treasury
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    Alan Carroll
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    May 7, 2022
    Dinner during a bear market
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    Mar 21, 2025
    Me listening to a couple of normal people talk about cryptocurrency
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    Aug 22, 2025
    Jerome Powell: “It might be time to cu—” The market:
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    Oct 7, 2025
    Me at the dinner table waiting to shift the conversation to currency debasement
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