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Ted
@alienlabsTED
Founder, Alienlabs. Nerd, Dad.
Sacramento, CA
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Joined October 2021
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    Ted
    @alienlabsTED
    Jun 6, 2025
    It does feel like we need a community post on people that came from IG but don’t have the same following over here. If you came from IG and are new to X, drop your brand name and what type of producer you are (flowers, hash, edibles whatever) I’ll pin this so people can find you.
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    Ted
    @alienlabsTED
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @DramaAlert
    Just the size of that screen should tell you he ain’t a real gamer
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    @alienlabsTED
    Aug 23, 2024
    Made a bong with the Alien Romulus popcorn bucket
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    @alienlabsTED
    Sep 20, 2024
    A Japanese dude that grows just outside of Tokyo bought some seeds from me at Spannabis, had him and his wife come tour the grow yesterday (first time in the U.S.) doesn’t speak a lick of English, but this dude knew the lyrics to every single Gucci Mane and Future song I played
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    @alienlabsTED
    Jan 27, 2025
    Just kidding there is a wrong way to consume
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    Sean York
    @As_Sean_onTV
    Jan 27, 2025
    Replying to @alienlabsTED
    Bring back canna bumps!
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    @alienlabsTED
    Jan 31, 2025
    I smoke weed, I wear balenciaga, I argue with random strangers online, I do it all and I’m only 38 years old.
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    @alienlabsTED
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @FearedBuck
    I think Gen Z stinks. I can confirm that sneako stinks, we know ishowspeed stinks, adin stinks, now Kai? It’s not looking good
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    @alienlabsTED
    Aug 3, 2024
    Really like that
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    @alienlabsTED
    Aug 23, 2024
    Everyone thinks it’s CTE whole time it’s pesticide brain
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    AB
    BC.GAME
    @AB84
    Aug 23, 2024
    who keep stealing my za! i locked in with @baysmokes to bless all my fans with free 1/8ths tap in with the link
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    @alienlabsTED
    Feb 5, 2025
    I can’t be the only one who doesn’t care what color ash Wiz Khalifa is smoking right?
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    @alienlabsTED
    Apr 10, 2025
    Replying to @ErickKhan_
    Still time to delete this bro
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    @alienlabsTED
    Feb 20, 2025
    How to tell if your weed is fire: 1. Smoke it
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    Ra 𓅊
    @SendNutes
    Feb 19, 2025
    How to tell if your weed is fire: 1. White ash 2. 400+/oz 3. shiny baggie (bonus points if it comes with a toy)
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    Ted
    @alienlabsTED
    Sep 30, 2023
    Replying to @thelovelynelo and @h3h3productions
    This is one of the originals
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    @alienlabsTED
    Sep 22, 2024
    This is what iPad kids smoke when they grow up
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