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@alienooooo
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    @alienooooo
    Sep 1, 2022
    Nahhhh why my wax lady reschedule my appointment cause she said somebody farted on her and she can’t stop throwing up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 omfggg
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    @alienooooo
    Jul 6, 2022
    Waiting downtown for my Uber to the airport and I’m standing with my bags why this man gon walk by me and say “too pretty to be homeless” 😭😭😭??????????????????? SIR lmaoooo
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    @alienooooo
    Apr 13, 2022
    Y’all….. I am officially done trying to date in LA😭 I just met this nigga 2 DAYS AGO and he talking bout “I got a money play, we just gotta pick up some immigrants from San Diego and bring them to LA” ???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????
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    @alienooooo
    Feb 18, 2022
    I’m still mad they tried to give T.I. Vitiligo in this movie 😭😭😭😭😭LMAOOO
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    @alienooooo
    Aug 3, 2023
    On my life I woulda been in there doing the Chris Brown wall to wall choreography
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    Aug 3, 2023
    Love it! Would you try it? 😂
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    @alienooooo
    Feb 2, 2023
    Y’all this girl posting freestyles on her story dissing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 like wtf is this 8 Mile?
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    @alienooooo
    Jul 3, 2022
    I love a nigga that don’t trip about you going out and having fun he just want you to come home drunk to him 😂😂😂😂 that’s my typeeeee
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    @alienooooo
    Mar 28, 2023
    I’m not jealous of nobody … except people that were born into wealth lmao ima lil jealous of them ngl😂😂
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    @alienooooo
    May 3, 2023
    Everytime I see somebody getting bootleg braces I think about the girl who got powerchains put on and this what happened to her teeth LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭
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    @alienooooo
    Mar 3, 2023
    That lady that cut her daughter’s braids off on live got charged with felony child abuse and CPS took her daughter away🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 SMFH
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    @alienooooo
    Jan 23, 2023
    Emoji shirt with the hoodie underneath and blazer is pretty crazy ngl…
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    @alienooooo
    Sep 1, 2022
    “The farter” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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    @alienooooo
    Jul 25, 2023
    Russel Wilson for being a good step father and role model for his wife’s child
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    Jul 25, 2023
    What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen Twitter hate?
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    Feb 25, 2023
    It’s giving senior with a freshman boyfriend vibes idk
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