what's it called when you watch yourself wasting away your precious time but feel unable to stop
ali
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- imagine having a 15 year career of reviewing tech products and then launching a paid wallpaper app. i can't get over it. i'm legitimately stunned. bro oneshotted his entire career
- people always say “no screens 1 hour before bed” but what do u do for that hour if u have no screens
- living two blocks from a grocery store is such an insane quality of life boost
- the stupidest part about therapy is you’re supposed to delve into the deepest complexities of your psyche, but only for exactly 45 minutes, and then you have to neatly zip it back up until next week’s session
- pornhub was just acquired by private equity firm Ethical Capital Partners. you can't make this shit up
- i want to go to a doctor that will run every single test possible and give me a personalized plan for optimal health
- what’s the word for when someone asks if you want to do something, and your answer is “i would not push this activity forward on my own, but if you were excited about it, i would easily get excited too and enjoy doing it with you”
- midwestern (ohio vs. indiana) ivy educated (yale vs. harvard) military background (marine vs. navy) short (5' 7" vs. 5' 8")
- i’ve finally become skeptical of people who are immediately super vulnerable upon meeting, without actually knowing me. i used to think it was a superpower, and now i think it ranges from naive to oblivious to manipulative. small talk has a purpose
- i need someone to make a website called “is this movie woke?” that i can check before wasting two hours of my life
- you just know some mckinsey analyst put this on their resume like “Co-led $4m+ engagement for largest American city government with $98B annual budget that leveraged proprietary multimodal research and demonstrated a 13% increase in livability for over 8 million residents”Oh my god New York City paid McKinsey $4,000,000 to do a study on if trash cans work
- accepting a job offer is insane behavior. you're committing to drastically change your life based on knowing maybe 10% of what you're actually agreeing to
- i love these. i love knowing the little ways in which my behavior is actually part of the collective*audible gasp for no reason*
