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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
    as linguists decipher elephant language, they are puzzled by what appears to be a large and recent body of loanwords from an unknown species, but eventually it is identified as 20th century truck engine sounds that have come to mean "[I am] moving towards [location implied]"
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    furthermore there are multiple registers to it, with the 'train' register being more hissy and implying unstoppability, and the 'car' register (higher in pitch) indicating playfulness
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    there is also a popular elephant joke going roughly like: [car and truck sounds simultaneously] [honk and crash] [car starts up again] [car receding in the distance, inflected to also mean "serves you right"] (for best effect, the car sounds are made by a calf)
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    it also turns out that elephants are excellent mechanics, having great strength, a natural talent for identifying engine problems by sound alone and encyclopedic memory of replacement parts
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    some other things they found: - increasing/decreasing pitch (doppler effect) indicates direction of movement (towards/away) and can even be modulated for swerves etc - gear shift pitch (sawtooth like) indicates great acceleration (often used for comic effect)
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    I'm not even making this up
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
    Replying to @SleevelessRube
    I was riffing on emfcamp.org/schedule/2024/… but I'm moderately confident that there really are such loanwords and we'll know of them in 5-10 years
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    Toys for Elephants
    About the challenges and delights of designing playful interactive systems with elephants currently living in the UK, featuring elephants with brambles, supersize balls, giant sliders and...
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
    Replying to @Wammes_wabbit
    I don't know but I'd expect Indian and African elephants to have distinct languages, Indians might be the more 'civilized' ones given extensive contact with humans?
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    @allgebrah
    May 26, 2016
    The reason you use dead languages for magic is that they don't move. Spells in living languages spoil within years due to semantic drift.
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    @allgebrah
    Sep 17, 2017
    Robot slurs for humans: - sack of soiled water - meat unit - amino asset - entropy on legs - genebag - proteins
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    @allgebrah
    Jan 2, 2025
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    I hadn't even found that specific one, I love how it even has engine startup sounds
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    @allgebrah
    Dec 19, 2017
    The Matrix, but set in the Renaissance: A troupe of idealists tries to escape from god's mind through alchemy and paradoxes while hunted by vengeful angels
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    @allgebrah
    Sep 30, 2017
    why call it software exploitation and not glitchcraft
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    @allgebrah
    May 26, 2018
    Art project if you have too much money: Anonymously buy some 95% to 100% of your city's ad space for a month and make it display only art and nature pictures; then hope for protests once the ads are back