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bl**ne
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bl**ne
@alphatransfag
famous gender and sexuality haver / deeply unserious unless you agree with me
boston :/
instagram.com/blaine_irl
Joined July 2016
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Jun 11, 2022
    i actually wish there were only kink at pride
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Dec 24, 2021
    woke us up at 7 am with a crashing sound and she runs up onto the bed like this
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Nov 20, 2020
    i remember when the trans military ban was introduced, some cis girl i only knew from class hugged me and was like “i’m so sorry” ... some of you people are literally nuts
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Jun 10, 2024
    i've never opened chat gpt, my goal is to become like one of those profs who stored their dissertation on a floppy disk and still doesn't know how to operate powerpoint in 2024. but with ai. you see the vision.
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Dec 4, 2021
    extremely transgender texts from my mom
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    May 15, 2024
    now WHYYYYYYY TF were two CHUCK E. CHEESE tokens from 1983 in the roll of QUARTERS i got from a bank for laundry
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    May 18, 2023
    today i therapy i said “oh yeah i just don’t interact with my brother, like no new tea, we‘be just never gotten along” and my therapist went “well , what’s the old tea”
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Oct 31, 2024
    the tiktokiztion of the concept of homonormativity has made people incapable of understanding sexuality beyond three discrete categories of “queer [enlightened, me, perfect and special]”, “cis gay [derogatory]”, and “hetero”
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    SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
    @SubwayTakes
    Oct 30, 2024
    A lot of QUEER people are leading HETERO lives!!
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Aug 25, 2022
    my two modes are “borderline doing stand up comedy” and “quiet and scared like a feral kitten”
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    May 16, 2023
    looking for photos of me @ 19, i also found this seminal yelp review about me while baristaing in 2016
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Jun 17, 2024
    told my very straight italian barber i was going to cape cod. he asked where & i said ptown then he goes “i know they have a lot of.. special weeks, do you like to go to one of those?” i….
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Oct 29, 2021
    cvs pharmacist (cis guy) who says “tostesterone” every time I come to pickup my meds (i love him)
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Feb 14, 2024
    Kai Stewart reveal incoming …. i used to pray for times like this
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    Rolling Stone
    @RollingStone
    Feb 14, 2024
    Replying to @RollingStone
    “I want to do the gayest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Kristen Stewart says in Rolling Stone’s new cover story. “If I could grow a little mustache, if I could grow a fucking happy trail and unbutton my pants, I would.” Read: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
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    bl**ne
    @alphatransfag
    Sep 12, 2020
    thilf (they/them i’d like to f***)

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