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Al Shipley
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Al Shipley
@alshipley
the author of Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music, in stores now /
no DMs, just email me - [email protected]
Joined May 2010
- "bipoc" will never not sound like it means bisexual people of color. or bisexual tupac.
- my son and I accidentally ended up on different teams in laser tag and every time I shot him he said "wow" in a dramatic disappointed voice
- time is a flat circle
The Irritating Gentleman, by Berthold Woltze (1874) - taylor swift every time she leaves the house:
- giving a long, earnest interview about your Dunkin Donuts commercial to prove you don't take yourself too seriouslyJeremy Strong says the Dunkin’ Donuts Super Bowl commercial poking fun at his Method acting was his idea. "It was my response to the idea that I ‘don’t get the joke' ... I’m tired of it. It doesn’t really serve anything. It’s false. We live in this age where there’s so much
- AI slop really ruined the fine art of low budget rap mixtape covers
- were you NUTTING in her or were you NOTHING to her?
I was NUTTING in this woman 11 months ago and she just got engaged 😵💫 - when i successfully persuaded my toddler to brush his teeth i said "we stan a minty legend" because twitter has destroyed my brain
- "she held me down like..." [5 second pause while everyone else in the room thinks "don't say coretta, don't say coretta"] "...like a coretta"Replying to @Phil_Lewis_Jonathan Majors on Meagan Good: "She's an angel. She's held me down like a Coretta [Scott King]. I'm so blessed to have her."
00:00 - hunter biden found guilty on one count of his smoke being too tough, one count of his swag being too different, and one count of his bitch being too bad
- i knew travis was a weirdo when he snuck this song out of the studio when he was the least established rapper on the track, took the original hook singer off, didn't tell young thug he was releasing it, and named his album after a line quavo says on the song
