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alyssa
@alyssaraetho
I trust myself! I’m a woman she believes in! 🎥 ⚾️ 🧦 @1nf1n1t3j3st3rs
chicago via detroit
Born October 31
Joined November 2016
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Jun 2, 2022
    whoever made this you are going to heaven so fast. God has a special throne waiting for you
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Nov 18, 2020
    choose your fighter
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Apr 25, 2024
    no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
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    Hollywood Deals
    @LocalDingus
    Apr 25, 2024
    he’s making Fentanyl
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Oct 17, 2024
    Decided to start kicking it with an uggo today
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Feb 1, 2019
    me at 7/11 watching the taquitos roll in the hot box
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Nov 22, 2024
    Barbenheimer is out, Johndrick Lamisty is in
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    CONSEQUENCE
    @consequence
    Nov 22, 2024
    Fun fact: Kendrick Lamar and Father John Misty have dropped albums on the same schedule for over a decade: 2012, 2015, 2017, 2022, and now today.
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Sep 10, 2024
    Hey just saw Dave Grohl’s new post lol. I know we haven’t talked in a while but it just got me thinking about when you were my baby and we were just outside of marriage. I was really acting a Foo when I should have been a Fighter for you. Hope you’re doing well
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Apr 10, 2024
    sent funny message on microsoft teams and heard someone audibly laugh across the office
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    The Memes Archive
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    The Memes Archive
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Oct 11, 2024
    Sympathy is a knife: This girl who is my peer is more successful than me, making me jealous and forcing me to confront my own insecurities Sympathy is a knife remix: It’s really hard being pretty and famous
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Sep 17, 2024
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    🏁
    @concertleaks
    Sep 17, 2024
    Charli xcx added Spring Breakers to the setlist tonight! x.com/vinc_sylvestre…
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Feb 11, 2025
    When I find out people at my job are actually into the thing we advertise I’m always like oh! I thought we were all pretending
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Sep 2, 2025
    Shaving my whole body just in case
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Sep 2, 2025
    Donald Trump will make his announcement in less than 5 hours.
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Jul 24, 2018
    lucas hedges and timothee chalamet are locked in a room in the basement of A24 living off of lacroix and cigarettes. the room has two walmart air mattresses and one copy of infinite jest
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    alyssa
    @alyssaraetho
    Aug 28, 2025
    Shave yo primordial pouch bitch we headed to Miami
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