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Andrew Lawrence
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Andrew Lawrence
@andrewlawrence
- Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty, instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.
- Translation- I made an advert so bad that it may bring down the whole company, and now I'm having a tantrum.
- If you devote your career to protecting paedophiles, maybe one day you could be prime minister too. #inspiring
- So, kill all the unborn babies, kill all the old people, and just replace them with third world rapists. I mean it's an audacious strategy from Labour, you have to give them that.
- Someone asked me yesterday why I threw away a decent career in comedy, for the sake of speaking out. Well, it's because this country is being subsumed by grim authoritarian communist fuckery. And if people like me don’t kick against it, then my seven year old daughter has a very
- Here's an idea Bafta- If you want a comedian, hire an actual comedian, instead of getting this weird gurning cunt to badly recite shit jokes presumably written by some left-wing diversity hire trans nonce . Just a suggestion 🙏.
- Been watching 'Adolescence' and I think my TV's broken. No matter how much I adjust the colour, the killer's still a British working class white boy.
- Why are we more heavily involved in the Ukraine war than almost every other nation on earth? What the fuck has it got to do with us?
- Call me crazy, I tend to judge people more by who they ram their car into, than what they post on X.
- MSM keep calling this Magdeburg terrorist 'Islamophobic'- and yet I could have sworn he rammed his car into people at a Christmas market, not a fucking mosque 🤔.
- Difficult to understand who could rationally support Labour at this point, other than paedophiles, Islamists and train drivers.
