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Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
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Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
@annethegnome
Iโ€™m no longer on Twitter. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ linktr.ee/annethegnome ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ gnomeannes.land ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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    Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
    @annethegnome
    Jan 28, 2025
    Iโ€™m not really here in Twitter anymore! You can find me elsewhere ๐Ÿฆ‹ at linktr.ee/annethegnome or gnomeannes.land but Iโ€™ll leave the (slightly outdated) media kit for you to remember me ๐Ÿ’š also, the mushroom threads are here: x.com/annethegnome/sโ€ฆ
    Media kit with information about me, my platforms, contact information and partnerships. You can find this information at gnomeannes.land in a more accessible format.
    Mushroom Olga GIF
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    Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
    @annethegnome
    Jan 10, 2024
    Are you here for educational threads, frequently (but not always) related to mushrooms? Then bookmark this tweet bc Iโ€™m going to try to qrt all my threads in replies to keep them accessible ๐Ÿซก
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    @annethegnome
    Oct 8, 2024
    tysm for asking HERE IS MY LIST OF MUSHROOMS THAT ARE SCARIER THAN CHICKEN OF THE WOODS for all your Infected design needs ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ„ Starting STRONG with Clathrus Archeri, Devil's Fingers. This lil stinker smells like dead bodies to attract insects that help disperse its spores! ๐Ÿงต
    Red mushroom that looks like tentacles emerging from the ground. Image from https://picryl.com/media/clathrus-archeri-octopus-fungi-d812e5
    Red mushroom that looks almost like tentacles erupting from an egg! Image from https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/8qi4gi/the_clathrus_archeri_fungus_resembles_alien/
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    possum faerie ๐Ÿด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ป
    @i_am_remy_bot
    Oct 7, 2024
    Replying to @annethegnome
    can you please give us your top five scary zombie shrooms?
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    Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
    @annethegnome
    May 30, 2023
    A real exchange I had with HR today: HR: we can accommodate all your limitations in the office. Me: but I canโ€™t driveโ€ฆ HR: its an employeeโ€™s responsibility to ensure they can get to work before accepting the role Me: โ€ฆ I was hired for a remote job. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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    @annethegnome
    Feb 1, 2024
    FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿš€ Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station! Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿงต
    Image of Xanthoria elegans, also known as Rusavskia elegans, commonly known as Sunburst Lichen, growing on a rock. It's bright orange!
    Image from the ISS: Looking out of the 'Cupola,' an observation window of the ISS built by the European Space Agency. The dome weighs over 1800kg and is equipped with shutters in case of contact with micrometeorites and debris. 

PHOTOGRAPH BY PAOLO NESPOLI AND ROLAND MILLER
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    @annethegnome
    Jun 15, 2023
    Me: Mom, I might date women, if I get the chance Mom: GOOD FOR YOU! Women are so much better than men. I wish I could date women. Me: uh.... Mom: all the most intimate relationships I've had are with women. They're just more powerful connection, you know? Me: ...
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    @annethegnome
    Mar 28, 2024
    I thought I was so lucky not to have been bullied in school โ€” and then I was chatting with an old friend and they were like โ€œwut? You were bullied relentlesslyโ€ โ€” turns out it was Mean Girlโ„ข๏ธ bullying and my autistic ass just didnโ€™t notice ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    @annethegnome
    May 1, 2024
    My boss: โ€œOh wow. Thank you for your honesty.โ€ My autistic ass: โ€œWait, you expected me to lie? WAS I SUPPOSED TO LIE?!โ€ Narrator: They were, in fact, supposed to lie.
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    @annethegnome
    Jun 15, 2023
    Replying to @annethegnome
    Mom: and women actually take CARE of themselves and are so BEAUTIFUL versus men who are just these scraggly --- Me: ok ok. I'm glad you're chill that I'm bi. Mom: you're BISEXUAL!?
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    @annethegnome
    Jan 9, 2024
    ๐Ÿ„ Convo at work today: Person: why do red mushrooms have polka dots? Me: ok I have to warn you, this is my special interest, I canโ€™t answer unless you have 30 mins to spare P: 30 mins for a plant? Me: plant? Nvm I need an hour. At least.
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    @annethegnome
    Apr 21, 2024
    There are fungi at Chernobyl that EAT radiation and nuclear fallout โ€“ and thatโ€™s only the start of this wild story ๐Ÿ„โ˜ข๏ธ Buckle up for a wild thread about radioactive boars, fungal space suits, radiation-detecting fungi, black frogs and a good dose of hope! ๐Ÿงต
    A Ferris wheel at an abandoned amusement park in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine. PE3CHECK/GETTY
    A dosimeter in hands with a level of radioactivity near mushrooms growing in the city of Pripyat, Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Source: Adobe Stock, https://burgundyzine.com/radiotrophic-fungi-the-fungus-among-us-that-eat-radiation/
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    Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
    @annethegnome
    Jun 15, 2023
    Mom: help! I accidentally called this woman at work -- sorry this THEY -- "her" but I should have called her "they" & I feel TERRIBLE Me: do you want to practice using their pronouns? Mom: should I send her -- THEY -- a fruit basket? Me: for the love of god, no
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    @annethegnome
    May 30, 2023
    Replying to @annethegnome
    Every day is more absurd and this HR lady keeps โ€œas per my last emailโ€ing me but like MAAM thereโ€™s NO WAY youโ€™re reading this and thinking it makes any sense
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    @annethegnome
    Jan 4, 2023
    To everyone doing autism self-assessments and saying "these questions are poorly phrased-- they could have multiple interpretations and that really frustrates me" ... have I got news for you ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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    Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
    @annethegnome
    Mar 28, 2024
    Replying to @annethegnome
    โ€œSo sorry we didnโ€™t invite you to the party ๐Ÿ˜Œ I must have forgotten about you ๐Ÿ˜โ€ โ€œNo worries! Everyone makes mistakes!โ€ โ€œUh, yeah ๐Ÿ˜’ Everyone was talking about you.โ€ โ€œOh wow, thatโ€™s kind! Wanna see this cool rock I found?โ€ head empty as psychological self-preservation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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