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@anonynaut
may you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live | husband to @ScarletAstrorum, watcher of sunsets, aspiring grandpa, ☧
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Dec 1, 2020
    The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark.
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    @anonynaut
    Oct 27, 2025
    I can see why the Italians saw this and invented unemployment
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    James Lucas
    @JamesLucasIT
    Oct 27, 2025
    One of the most beautiful views on Earth With a population of only 379, Portofino is among the most stunning towns on the Italian Riviera.
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    𝕏 Travels, Hotels and Resorts
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    @anonynaut
    Sep 1, 2024
    "how much do you make?" guy who makes 150k: 150k 😌😌💪 guy who makes 500k: oh I dunno.. I keep food on the table, I keep the lights on
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    @anonynaut
    Jan 3, 2024
    imagine having 30 ft floor to ceiling windows and your view is a brick wall
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    @anonynaut
    Jun 29, 2024
    I like how after the 8th drink they started charging double
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    arleen
    @annoyingastros
    Jun 29, 2024
    Kinda concerned for the guy who was sitting at the bar before me lol
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    @anonynaut
    Feb 22, 2024
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    Created by luxrevive
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    𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂𝓷𝓪 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓪𝔂
    @ValentyneDreams
    Feb 22, 2024
    A dream of a quiet morning in Capri.
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Feb 20, 2024
    your job should not need to also be your hobby
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    zeta
    @zeta_globin
    Feb 20, 2024
    met a young guy who just graduated with a cs degree & can't find a job at all & I asked if he did any side passion projects or leetcode or had a strong opinion on rust or python or javascript & it was a no to all & dude if you can't even fool me, maybe it's not this job market
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Dec 1, 2024
    might just be the 'tism but i don't understand why a shoe manufacturer would ever say this. simply size your shoes appropriately?
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    @anonynaut
    May 28, 2024
    how has nobody mentioned this one yet
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    @anonynaut
    Jul 16, 2025
    from the perspective of the tsa agents, they've been saying not to take your shoes off nonstop for hours so why are people still confused??
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    Alyssa 🌻
    @alyssaleann
    Jul 16, 2025
    today the tsa was scolding people for asking if they needed to take their shoes off as if the polish on my toes right now isn’t older than that rule change
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Apr 22, 2024
    a historical reason why families took the paternal name - besides "the patriarchy!" - is that men can more easily abandon a child and/or family compared to women, so they gave their name as a public vow to stick around and support them, as well as acknowledging fathership
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    @anonynaut
    May 5, 2025
    one of the unexpected benefits of a committed relationship is the extent to which it's eliminated tedium from my life things that used to be annoying chores (folding laundry, washing dishes) are now opportunities to make her life better, to take a load off her plate
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Feb 22, 2024
    Replying to @logic_denier
    hmmm maybe but then that'd look like this
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    astro
    @anonynaut
    Jun 18, 2025
    you can just take multiple vacations you know, it's allowed
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    christina 🥀
    @abarefootmomma
    Jun 18, 2025
    unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road vs right after getting married
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