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@asinglefather
.banned from smash burger for being “too real”
Brooklyn, NY
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    @asinglefather
    Sep 19, 2025
    Hi Brooklyn The first preview of a play I wrote and directed, Bumpo, is happening this Sunday. It’s a ridiculous story about grief, custody and human/dog hybrids. I’ve never worked harder on anything and it’d mean the world to me if you came. brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…
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    Dec 4, 2024
    This is such a funny thing to post about someone who hasn’t been caught
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    Dec 4, 2024
    "iM a pRoFesSiOnaL hItmAn"
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    Mar 15, 2022
    Soup in bed!!!!
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    Bob Mango 🥭
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    Mar 13, 2022
    Only the Elites knows what this picture mean 🥴
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    @asinglefather
    Jul 21, 2020
    Listening to the radio in 1941 be like 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    @asinglefather
    May 13, 2021
    this tweet is so funny to me. What a journey from playing a character on a tv show to getting married in real life
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    Johnny
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    May 13, 2021
    Kat Dennings went from a broke girl to a engaged woman. What a journey for this beautiful woman.
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    @asinglefather
    Feb 7, 2022
    Every day
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    Jan 14, 2021
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    @asinglefather
    Mar 17, 2021
    Broooooooo! I am in the dog house...
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    @asinglefather
    May 23, 2022
    You should look at some sadder stuff
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    Cardi BTEC
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    May 23, 2022
    the pasta portion size at kourtney kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things i’ve ever seen
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    May 31, 2021
    Bo Burnham fans whenever he drops a special
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    @asinglefather
    Jan 28, 2025
    Everyone’s kinda running out of shit to say
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    Stephen Gibbons
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    Jan 26, 2025
    David Lynch loved diners.
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    @asinglefather
    Nov 11, 2021
    Shit hurts for real …
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    @asinglefather
    Mar 21, 2022
    What is anyone talking about anymore
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    @asinglefather
    May 22, 2022
    Uh I’m at a John Mulaney show and the opener is kinda out of pocket…
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