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asparagoid

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asparagoid

@asparagoid

former buddhist monk | meditation, breathing, HRV

Joined December 2021

asparagoid
@asparagoid
Oct 28, 2024
When I have a disagreement with a girl now, I export my entire chat history with her into AI and ask it to analyze the conversation, then paste the results to her There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog I then tell her to contact me after she has spoken to AI
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@asparagoid
Jul 14, 2024
I used to work in military intelligence. My take on the Trump assassination attempt today: The guilty parties are definitely (1) the counter-sniper(s) and spotter(s) assigned to cover these specific rooftops and (2) the team leader responsible for all event pre-planning and
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Mar 24, 2024
I was having sex with a follower just now (from behind) and she was making loud sounds of pleasure. I have not experienced this before, so I immediately decided to confront her about it "Excuse me, what is pleasurable about this?" She turned her head around and looked up at me
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Jun 23, 2024
If you are a male who has never been top 0.01% in the world at a stupid online game for a period of time (chess, poker, age of empires, etc) then you are gay You are also completely unhirable. All intelligent / resourceful minds conquer a stupid game before the game of real life
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@asparagoid
May 4, 2024
What a woman does during hard times is a critical assessment of her character His eyes look so resigned and pathetic because there is no such thing as “getting back” a woman She would have been dead to a good man when she abandoned ship for other men A woman’s marryability is
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
May 22, 2024
The best thing about getting rich is that girls stop being annoying. It’s like a biological switch gets triggered inside them by the knowledge that they are secure, such that they become docile and pleasant You come to realize that women are only annoying if at a base level
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Apr 22, 2024
any man who allows their girlfriend or wife to work isn’t a man — he is a despicable worm there’s no uglier act than forcing the women you love to work, simply because you are too selfish and/or incompetent to take care of her properly selfish because you would rather ruin her
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@asparagoid
May 8, 2024
Last night I had the strangest 1 night stand of my life After hitting 200,000 followers last night, I went out drinking to celebrate When I arrived at the bar I got 2 double JD and cokes All the girls looked much younger than I remembered. It's only been 2 years since I
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Jul 15, 2024
Only 4 types of people will survive the next 10 years 1. Former intelligence services agents 2. Method actors 3. Long term meditators 4. Shitposters of the highest tier The rest of you are dead already
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@asparagoid
May 25, 2024
HOW TO FIND TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE ONLINE: In crypto and anon culture, 98% of people cannot be trusted. The default mindset is PVP and exploiting others. Many seem trustworthy, but quickly switch the moment they see an opportunity to screw you for a few dollars This is a huge
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Jun 17, 2024
I remember in 2022 when I lost my first million dollars, and only had 8 million dollars left, I cried and cried and cried and cried until I was so completely exhausted from crying that I fell asleep In the morning, I was awoken by the loud crash of a crow flying into my window.
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@asparagoid
Aug 14, 2024
My closest friend (RIP) had no arms and no legs He lost them at age 21 after working in a sugar refinery for 3 years That day, a fire broke out The factory owners failed to realize that the gradual accumulation of dry, refined sugar dust spread around the factory floor was
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
Dec 30, 2024
Article
The Birth of Do KWEEN
The current landscape of Crypto X AI agents represents a fundamental failure of imagination. Popular AI agents amount to insufferably boring language randomizers or information aggregators tweeting...
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asparagoid
@asparagoid
May 27, 2024
Very soon, girls who use the internet will be viewed exactly the same way as girls who have slept with 100+ men The only way for a girl to retain purity will be to stay far away — and all self-respecting men will immediately break up with their women if they catch them using the
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