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- Replying to @tinasangWeβve reached levels of performative posting you wouldnβt even believe
- > check in at hotel > receptionist asks what Iβm in town for > tell her DEF CON > she says βoh management told me to tell attendees to stay away from the elevatorβ > I chuckle in response, grab my stuff and go to my room > mfw someone has a shell on the rpi running the screen
Replying to @alxfazio>makes rebuttal >doesnβt read full post greentexts donβt have spaces- Genuinely wtf is this dude building
- Replying to @asynchronous_xThis is a true story btw, love this conference
- Replying to @ChadNauseamThis is a classification difference, in the IVF screening process they are taking already fertilized eggs and filtering for certain genes, βconceptionβ has already happened (itβs an embryo). Versus in the alcoholic example itβs an unfertilized egg.
- Replying to @capy_ggyouβre forgetting step 1 of everything: be famous
- Replying to @m00nwhaler and @dioscuriYou guys must absolutely suck at parties
- > be me > at laser cutting facility > doing incident response on a giant laser machine > go to PC workstation controlling it > ask βyou sure this doesnβt have internet access?β > operator is right next to me watching as I unlock workstation for laser > desktop wallpaper is a full
- Replying to @seatedroItβs a good day whenever yacine gets cooked, keep the pressure up
