Yall wanna hear some crazy shit?
Our home owners insurance premium went up because , drum roll plsโฆ
We DONT have a mortgage.
Thatโs right, our house is paid off & we are being penalized for NOT having a mortgage.
You canโt make this upโฆ
My uber driver to the airport is going 30 mph over the speed limit, has a check engine light on, & is blasting Metallica.
We have now entered 30% tip territoryโฆ
Itโs pretty disgusting that liberal women are making fun of JDโs pink tie. He wore that because October is breast cancer awareness month, you hateful, mouth breathing, oxygen thieves.
Idaho just did something incredible, take a bow, Idaho. They just unanimously passed a bill to give child sex abusers the automatic death penalty.
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