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doctor worm
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doctor worm
@awaitingtrial
slap me some skin player
Chicago
Joined May 2012
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    Feb 15, 2025
    Those bastards. They hit us in the night
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    Mar 28, 2022
    Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother
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    Jan 19, 2025
    Thank you
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    Aug 26, 2025
    Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude
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    doctor worm
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    Jun 18, 2022
    refurnished the old folks home
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    doctor worm
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    Aug 19, 2021
    little man is dialed in lmao
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    doctor worm
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    Aug 2, 2024
    When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone
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    doctor worm
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    Oct 23, 2024
    Laughing to myself thinking about this block in Florida. It’s like if cartoon gnomes had redlining
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    doctor worm
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    Apr 6, 2022
    getting killed mafia style in the old Wendy’s
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    doctor worm
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    Jul 21, 2024
    Boss brought in hotdogs! I feel valued and respected as an employee, and I am more likely to perform at a high level 😁 I will turn a blind eye to the atrocities
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    Aug 16, 2022
    I have often said this
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