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𝕏 Aبdullah
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- Nobody: My English teacher: “curly’s wife wore red lipstick which implies she’s a whore”
- woah woah woah…let's try getting married before we rush into a talking stage
- I find out everything, I’m a findoutologist
- tea isn't just a drink it's a handwarmer it's an experience it's a love language it's a friend it's
- just asked myself if i’m crazy we said no
- Wallah I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
- Uncircumcised and racist 😭😭 you’re worried about the wrong skin mf
- You’re in her DMs, I’m in her Kismat, we not the same
- Mfs take a pic in a suit and start posting bout money and success. bro just go to the weddingMoney and success
- I don’t miss calls, I stare at them
50 likes and I’ll tell her I like her
