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aaron.
@ayroned
❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | ❌@fanbuzz |❌@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Feb 6, 2025
    can somebody tell me scientifically why yt players look bad in Laker jerseys
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    NBA
    @NBA
    Feb 6, 2025
    😂 of course @luka7doncic can spin the ball! 🪄
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Feb 24, 2022
    Rob out here dressed like he just got drafted by the nuggets in 2002
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    Warner Bros. UK
    @WarnerBrosUK
    Feb 23, 2022
    The bat and the cat. The duo Gotham needs. #TheBatman
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Jul 8, 2021
    me before I type out affect or effect
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Nov 30, 2022
    Polish players checking to see if any of these Argentinians got blue eyes
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Oct 17, 2024
    seeing them in an elementary school even feels illegal
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    Rob Mac
    @RMcElhenney
    Oct 17, 2024
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Nov 13, 2024
    he didn’t do the *other* thing so this is kind of a dub for all parties involved
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    philip lewis
    @Phil_Lewis_
    Nov 13, 2024
    A Wisconsin man apparently took out a $375K life insurance policy and faked his own drowning so he could abandon his family and flee to eastern Europe, investigators say “At this time we believe that Ryan is alive and likely in Eastern Europe,” 10tv.com/article/news/n…
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Oct 31, 2024
    Not a single backward Michael Vick jersey.
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    Netflix
    @netflix
    Oct 30, 2024
    Spend a day in 2003! Time Cut is NOW PLAYING.
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Aug 16, 2024
    The nba stuff was funny but he gotta realize the nfl has criminals
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    Dov Kleiman
    @NFL_DovKleiman
    Aug 16, 2024
    Noah Lyles doesn’t seem to know who Tyreek Hill is 🤔 “What’s the cheetah guy from football? Well, I can’t remember his name.” (via @NBCSports, h/t @FinsXtra)
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    FinsXtra
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Mar 16, 2024
    hell yeah. he an old school musician, taking us back to our roots. Cocaine and debt to the mob
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Feb 2, 2025
    A single 1st rounder for Luka mean he must have been eating a rack of ribs and watching porn in the middle of every practice
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Sep 28, 2024
    I know Woj looking at his phone like a heroin spoon right now
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Oct 6, 2023
    song almost activated this nigga like the winter soldier
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    Die-Hard Chicago Bulls Fans
    @Bullsfans
    Oct 5, 2023
    Michael Jordan getting excited when he heard the #Bulls intro music
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    Frannie Lydon
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    Frannie Lydon
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Oct 28, 2022
    told my son how we used to wear basketball shorts under our jeans and he looked at me like i asked him the square root of something
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    aaron.
    @ayroned
    Mar 11, 2024
    Al Pacino was like “who gave me this card? Why am I here?? What’s going on? OPPENHEIMER!”
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