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@ayzorla
i feel like santi in 06 @arsenal
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    @ayzorla
    Nov 1, 2025
    how i look waiting for that mutual to reply after i tweet about our shared interest
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    Oct 2, 2025
    so you’re known for eating five guys on the regular yh ?
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    Oct 2, 2025
    Went Five Guys 6 minutes ago and the cashier knew my order
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    Oct 31, 2025
    the thing i miss most about uni is spontaneous fun. you really take it for granted until you graduate
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    Oct 28, 2025
    i ain’t even joking, kicking a ball like this makes me question what he raps about more than traploreross ever could
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    Oct 28, 2025
    Central Cee shows off his football ability for the first time at ComplexCon 😭
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    @ayzorla
    Nov 5, 2025
    & guys wonder why the olders act like that on their podcasts bro they were out here smoking football pitch !!!
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    Nov 5, 2025
    These was the darkest days…. I dunno how I started smoking from these days 😭😭😭😭
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    @ayzorla
    Oct 4, 2025
    talking to teenagers and he’s breathing heavily & remembering his please & thank yous then going home to try take the piss, what happened to your vitriol in person? you’re a coward, and your heart pumps caprisun
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    @ayzorla
    Oct 30, 2025
    the psyche of dating apps is interesting. swiping through potential love interests as if they were products. surely that has an adverse effect psychologically ?
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    @ayzorla
    Sep 22, 2025
    i could hear the plantain sizzling 3 scrolls ago
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    @_ezeokolorie
    Sep 22, 2025
    saying you miss me & we never linked is crazy
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    Nov 5, 2025
    bro i remember in primary school i wrote that i wanted to be a footballer for my career homework. my mum rubbed it out and wrote Doctor
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    Dec 19, 2024
    Replying to @tolafolaa
    #thisyou
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    Oct 2, 2025
    ‘my ex used to-‘
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    @ayzorla
    Sep 22, 2025
    guys still think uk thanos is a real person. mi5 cooked her up in a lab like android 16
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    Sep 22, 2025
    she won. a very entertaining story in 4 parts:
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    @ayzorla
    Oct 28, 2025
    nothing funnier than when a general tweet is actually overly specific. “men from thornton heath with spider tattoos never plan dates”. it’s ok my sister just Text him
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    @ayzorla
    Oct 2, 2025
    if it was 1way You’d be on it tho
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    Oct 2, 2025
    Don’t invite me to no karaoke, no bowling, no games night with card games.
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