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bailey moon a deux
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bailey moon a deux
@baileymoon96
they hated jesus because she told the truth
Joined May 2023
ummmm sorry i cant come out tonight. i’m just so small and petite andPeople under 50 kilograms banned from the streets in China due to Typhoon Saola x.com/daktilock/stat…- this is the funniest sequence of texts i’ve ever received
- getting ready to play on my phone for 30 minutes after sending one email
- suicide postponed‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ is coming exclusively to theaters January 17, 2025.
- this text exchange from last year lives rent free in my head
- boy do i have a tip that will reduce the cost even more$67 4 proteins & fresh produce included. Y’all can’t grocery shop. And y’all need to stop being lazy and COOK!
- our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
- what level of alcoholism are you at where you’re complaining about walking two blocks to a liquor storeWhat’s the liquor equivalent of a food desert
- my dad has a bunch of friends over and one of the guys just asked him to pause the game so he could announce his divorce
- white people love naming their cats some shit like “miso”
- i’m euthanizing your “golden retriever boyfriend”
