Normalize men having to stay 6 feet away even when this pandemic is over
Elise Bauman
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Elise Bauman
@baumanelise
Actor/Filmmaker/Sometimes Funny Person
Joined October 2014
- On ariana grande’s new album she has a song titled “needy” directly followed by a song saying “I’ma need space” so if that does not perfectly encapsulate my dating energy I’m not sure what does
- I’m confused I thought they already had straight pride isn’t that what coachella is?
- Should I A) get a cat or B) work on my human intimacy issues?
- That moment when Tatiana Maslany rides her bike past you and says she liked your work in a short film. Excuse me as I go barf my feelings.
- Oops, this brewery accidentally used my dating profile as their beer notes: "well rounded with a balanced bitterness & a smooth body."
- Bisexual culture is when you show up wearing the exact same outfit as your male date.
- How have the Orlando gunman's parents already apologized for their son's actions but Brock Turner's parents still think he's the victim?
- Dear Hallmark, Is the loss of some of your viewers more important than the erasure of an entire group of people? (An open letter) @hallmarkchannel @billabbottHC
- Next time someone asks me what the strangest thing @natvanlis and I have signed is, I can say “a marriage certificate from that time we were sitting in a park and a couple of strangers asked us to witness their wedding.” Sometimes it’s nice to be reminded there is love in the 🌎
- And that's a Burrito Bowl! ......I mean wrap. We just made a movie? I don't like endings....
- Most of my exes have found their significant other almost immediately after dating me. I am like the layover on the way to monogamy, the brief Icelandic stopover on the way home from your wild vacation. I am the Reykjavik of relationships.
