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🇺🇸BeardedALTS|🖖🏼
@beardedalts
I’m here because you asked me to be.
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    @beardedalts
    Dec 4, 2025
    Replying to @beardedalts and @maximumpain333
    People must learn to quiet their minds. Focus on themselves. Let negative thoughts go by like clouds in the sky. Quit worrying about yesterday or thinking about tomorrow. Focus on right now. Learn to stare at the wall (figuratively of course) without distraction.
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    @beardedalts
    Sep 13, 2023
    Replying to @crazyclipsonly
    I would've been getting over that guard rail quick af
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    @beardedalts
    Nov 9, 2023
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    Not curl up in the fetal position
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    @beardedalts
    Aug 27, 2023
    Replying to @insanereality
    Dude runs like I imagine an octopus would
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    @beardedalts
    Sep 29, 2023
    Replying to @Nocapmedia and @zerochills
    Tht is no man. That is 2 women.
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    @beardedalts
    Sep 29, 2023
    Replying to @Nocapmedia and @zerochills
    Come on, let’s get out of here. They gonna call the police.
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    @beardedalts
    Jul 31, 2023
    Replying to @USAScoop_ and @FightClipsTV
    We spoke to the snake right after. He was so traumatized from this incident, he acquired a lisp.
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    @beardedalts
    Nov 19, 2023
    Replying to @crazyclipsonly
    My kind of fireworks show. Fast and to the point. Now, pack it up time to go home!
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    @beardedalts
    Aug 23, 2023
    Replying to @pepe_fgm and @cctvidiots
    The white lines aren’t meant to be driven on.
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    @beardedalts
    Sep 26, 2023
    Replying to @1000waystod1e
    I think he was already dead right here 👇🏻
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    @beardedalts
    Jan 3, 2024
    Replying to @dom_lucre
    Wow, so she’s scared of being killed. I’m sure the children she damaged were afraid of dying too. 🖕🏻
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    @beardedalts
    Sep 22, 2023
    Replying to @FAFO_TV
    He folded perfectly in half like a piece of paper
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    🇺🇸BeardedALTS|🖖🏼
    @beardedalts
    Nov 8, 2023
    Real question nobody’s asking is, who was this guy that took the picture and why 👇🏻
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    🇺🇸BeardedALTS|🖖🏼
    @beardedalts
    Jul 30, 2023
    Exactly why you don’t play with real guns. Doesn’t matter if it’s loaded or not
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