listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby
Ben Rosen
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Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
writer / reps: @echolakeent
- FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there’s HOW many people in WHAT
- i’m not worried about omicron because i got $1400 a year ago
- YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground
- me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!
- being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"
- "the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,
- extremely cool how teachers have to buy their own supplies and all cops get a captain america shield
- me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times
