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Ben Avery
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Ben Avery
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- Prediabetic snapback a-frame liver disease guys are the new sports media personalities. They’re all named like Danny Beers or Bubba the retardI can’t take it anymore. I’m a broken man. I’m dead inside. I hate sports. Fire Ryan Day.
00:00 - Your name isn’t Shawn Ryan. It’s Sean Palmisano. You went from the Navy Seals to CIA security contracting to running a drug trafficking ring in South America. You’ve killed countless people and ruined lives, families. You yourself became addicted to drugs, alcohol, pills andGood luck—you just hacked X, owned by a tech genius who knows his stuff. I wonder what he’ll show up with instead of a bathroom sink.
- lol dude you sold seven pre-orders‘Stranger Things’ star Brett Gelman says book signing canceled over antisemitism, anti-Israel intimidation trib.al/ocMu06F
- Adult-daycare programming for aging millennials marches on through the end of the worldIt’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.
00:00 - Imagine being such a big fat retard you die like a bug. Caught in a net. Drown in a puddle. Can’t roll over off your backThe opening of the Top Golf in Little Rock is going great
00:00 - Painting an enormous mural of Shiloh Hendrix on the outside of my local coffee shop like she's George Floyd
- (Pulling into the drive thru) Hello are you guys still open
- I’m at a heavy metal show and everyone is fat as shit and looks retarded
- Benjamin Netanyahu's father was born in Warsaw, Poland and his birth name was Benzion Mileikowsky lol. He moved his family to the suburbs of Philadelphia for eight years. Later he taught at Cornell.
- The citizenship test should be a cheesy sauce epic bacon with a side of frickin spicy ketchup!
The test for citizenship should be to eat this. - Replying to @CharlieK_newsWould I support a politician, despite them being a pedophile? That’s a tough one! Let me think on it!!!!
- Just another day seeing the worst images I’ve ever seen and being told it’s not real
