so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again
sio
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sio
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don’t pigeonhole me!
- the fact that some people are professional opera singers. like they literally go to work and they’re like AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
- wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ
- subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried
- suicide hotlines exist to make you so frustrated with the suicide hotline that you forget to commit suicide
- why can’t a cover letter be “I want to work here soo bad. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please”
- what’s the chillest way to ask someone why they arent in love with you
- putting “they/them” beside my name in zoom class when no one else is displaying their pronouns in order to signal that I am the hottest person present
- if I have a crush on you that’s my business. it literally has nothing to do with you
- people on here are like “just had the intrusive thought ‘maybe i’ll have pasta for dinner’” girl that’s just a thought
- I let so many people live in my head rent free because housing is a human right and as long as i have space i will do my part to open my doors for friends and enemies alike, beckoning in a more equitable future rooted in community. And also because I have a mood disorder
- are we ready to talk about how the instant cancelling of ellen degeneres was rooted in lesbophobia or....? Just kidding but what if this was something I tweeted
