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John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
@bigjohnmcguyver
A&M class of '88 | 3X ΣΑΕ new member educator | Flops enthusiast | Fan of bag and boobs | MAGA | Forefather of the triple collar | Recently divorced
Highland Park, TX
Joined January 2025
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Sep 26, 2025
    These will last you a decade. CC supremacy
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Jun 10, 2025
    Love these things. One of man's greatest inventions.
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    May 4, 2025
    Some jokes never get old. #LANK
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Jul 4, 2025
    This is where I come from when I talk down on Big10 burners. Ripped skinny jeans on the 4th of July just bleach my fucking eyes
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    DelusionalHoosier
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    Jul 3, 2025
    Made one drunk driving joke and the rents took my keys. #familyuber #thirstythursday
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    May 7, 2025
    Holy shit wife divorced me. Didn't see this one coming whatsoever. Gonna be a tough hike up hill for Big Jim. Fuck.
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Oct 20, 2025
    And the trash stacking competition has begun. I'm not folding. Leaving it up to the roomates
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Not even kidding our DD just did 3 bumps while the guy in shotgun held the steering wheel. Pray for Big Jim tonight. #scared
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Aug 3, 2025
    Sun coming up and I am just racked beyond belief. One of those nights I guess. I'm about to buy a $40 uber home. Good morning, and happy Sunday. Pray for me.
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Nov 1, 2025
    Costume this, costume that. In this weather, I run the ball
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Jun 1, 2025
    The opportunity of a fucking lifetime. Sign me up.
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Apr 7, 2025
    Just got off my zoom call with my advisor. I am excited to announce I will be taking a 5th year. #LANK
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Sep 30, 2025
    Done w school for the day (2 classes and one discussion board that I ChatGPTd) Can't get home to my bong any quicker
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Apr 23, 2025
    "The SEC mind can't comprehend this!" Shut the fuck up. I walk on campus and it's been 85 degrees and sunny every single day for the past month. I couldn't care less about your phag Big 10 hoodie darties #shrink
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    John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D.
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    Oct 15, 2025
    Main instagram story. Added to "ZLAM" Gay son has to be unanimous at this point
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