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Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
@billifer1973
Canadian-American dual citizen living in the U.S. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. I make beige look exciting. No DMs or lists please ๐Ÿ’™
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Mar 31
    Framing this and never posting again.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Sep 23, 2025
    You know whatโ€™s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Jun 8, 2025
    If you canโ€™t yet see the 1933 Germany parallels, you either skipped history, or youโ€™re disturbingly comfortable repeating it.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Apr 29, 2025
    This is not a parody account. Enjoy writing your rent check in Roman numerals, genius.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    May 9, 2025
    America: where you need a license to cut hair, but not to be Surgeon General.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Mar 8, 2025
    Good luck wiping your ass in the dark, Lara.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Feb 5, 2023
    If you recognize this apartment, youโ€™re old.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    May 28, 2025
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Nov 13, 2025
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Jul 3, 2025
    July 3rd, 2025: the day they stopped pretending the U.S. was a democracy.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Aug 25, 2025
    How are they this stupid?
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Oct 26, 2025
    I think MAGA needs a refresher on how tariffs work.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Nov 24, 2024
    Never forget that Trumpโ€™s new AG nominee, Pam Bondi, took in a familyโ€™s St. Bernard when they were displaced after hurricane Katrina, and then refused to return him. The family had to sue, and it took 16 months before the dog was returned to them. Deplorable.
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    Billifer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    @billifer1973
    Aug 11, 2023
    Seen on IG.
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