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- Next time I see a crying teenager I’m going to hug them and tell them it only gets worse.
- You never see good looking men hunting for bigfoot.
- What if there is only one yawn and we keep passing it around ?
- In 100 years your great great grandkids will post Kim Kardashian photos with Neil Degrasse Tyson quotes credited to her.
- I avoid using the wrong pronouns by calling everyone champ.
- For tax purposes I am now a religion.
- Women can love Disneyland or sex but not both.
- WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO SEE OUR OWN FACES
- I can’t believe boomers fed us pop tarts then expected us to do well in life.
- We crawled out of the ocean for this?
- It would be super helpful to white people if urban dictionary added expiration dates on slang words.
