Pinned
Here it is! Mushroom pants! Foraging! Hijinks!
00:00
Alexis Nikole Nelson
3,297 posts
Alexis Nikole Nelson
@blackforager
if I’m tweeting, gingerly tell me to go finish my book. probably eating weeds somewhere 🌱🤘🏾she/her [email protected]
Columbus, OH
Joined January 2018
- “I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
- Everyone says “take a break for your health when you need it” but like???? We do not live in a world that is conducive to that????
- Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up
- Was waiting for my bag at the airport carousel and a guy goes out of his way to stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, so I audibly laughed, stepped right in front of HIM, and then my bag was the first one out from our flight 💅🏾
- At me next time, sis 😚 or are you too busy baiting people who would never stand up for you given the chance? 😆 also bold to just… ignore the entire video’s contents just for a couple likes! Have you considered a new hobby? Like foraging? Or reading comprehension?Guys wake up! A new form of racism just dropped!
00:00 - Why yes, I will retreat from all people I know and love & ignore my phone and e-mail just to come back a week later to be hyper-productive/responsive for 72 hrs before burning myself out again & there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT because there’s NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER
- I hate how relevant this stays
- I don’t know who needs to hear this: You’re allowed to put salt and/or seasoning on steamed and roasted veggies
- The universal cat distribution system™️ STRIKES AGAIN Meet Cinder! Short for CinderBlock 😁
- Replying to @blackforagerI did the CUTEST lil twirl whisking my bag of and made the MOST DIRECT EYE CONTACT
- I hope people know I am NOT KIDDING when I say I’m gonna be a smidge miserable for a few years to make that ✨money✨ and then I’m buying a cottage near the sea!! And deactivating every device!!
- “I'm not afraid to die. I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest!”
