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The Mysterious Fucking Detective
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The Mysterious Fucking Detective
@bladesbaseee
I don’t sleep. I just dream.
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Jun 18, 2025
    If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Oct 22, 2025
    How a mysterious fucking detective sees the world…
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    Mustafa
    @oprydai
    Oct 18, 2025
    how a mathematician sees the world
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Apr 15, 2025
    I can figure this out….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Feb 17, 2025
    Replying to @xX_phlox_360
    Don’t worry. I’m on the case.
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Apr 24, 2025
    Replying to @bad2sentence
    AH HA! The father clearly has an obsession with the color blue and bought The Magical Nicaraguan Peanuts That Turn You Blue….. another case closed…..
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Aug 10, 2025
    How to say “thank you” in spanish….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    May 19, 2025
    Replying to @playboicurrryy and @chumblings
    Fuck…. FUCK…. I know it’s in there somewhere…. THINK DETECTIVE THINK!!!!….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Apr 27, 2025
    To my…… “oomfies”……
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    🍞Marupan🍞
    @marupan_desu
    Apr 24, 2025
    To all my "oomfs"
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Jun 27, 2025
    Replying to @M1das_OW2
    I wonder whodunnit….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @bendyjw
    He was hungry.
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    May 19, 2025
    Replying to @goodredditss
    She should name herself Fucking Detective instead….
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @casiopaper
    A gang???? Step aside… i’ll take care of this…
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Nov 6, 2025
    You’re one sick bastard for what you did to those native americans….
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Nov 6, 2025
    ‘GREMLINS 3’ will release on November 19, 2027 in theaters. Chris Columbus is set to direct.
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    The Mysterious Fucking Detective
    @bladesbaseee
    Jun 13, 2025
    Replying to @M1das_OW2
    The REAL question is why they don’t ask me….
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