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Bob Servant

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Bob Servant

@bobservant

I own (outright) a cheeseburger van in Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Scotland. I don't sell cheeseburgers, I sell dreams. Genuine legend.

Broughty Ferry

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Joined September 2011

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Bob Servant
@bobservant
Feb 17
With My Head Held High - The Very Best of Bob Servant Reprint due to insatiable punter demand Donation from every copy to Dundee Bairns Charity Books sold by the independent, family-owned Broughty Ferry Bookhouse Limited signed copies available NOW thebookhousebroughtyferry.co.uk/products/97819…
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Bob Servant
@bobservant
Oct 3, 2022
We get it, and we have listened. We will no longer be hosting Human Jenga parties in the nursing home car park. It was the right policy at the wrong time. Apologies to all those injured, now let’s get back to work.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
May 7, 2021
Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Jul 5, 2022
Sorry to hear my old pal Sajid Javid has quit. I was lucky enough to meet Sajid at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1984. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I’ve kept a keen eye on his career ever since.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Mar 8, 2022
In 1997 I became the first cheeseburger van owner in Dundee to allow women to buy burgers unaccompanied by male relations for fear of giddiness. It was the right decision then, it is the right decision now. #InternationalWomensDay
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Jul 14, 2024
Saddened to see the “anyone but England” attitude of some of my fellow Scots today. Some of the stuff I've seen nearly made me choke on my paella.
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Bob Servant
@bobservant
Jun 7, 2022
33 years ago today, over a few cans of Kestrel at Invergowrie Services, I said to the Bangles swap Binman for Egyptian and you've got a hit. The rest is history.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Dec 13, 2019
Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
May 24, 2020
That’s us parked up in Durham and open for business.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Dec 12, 2020
Heading out onto the River Tay on the lilo with a black widow catapult, a bottle of Midori and a can do attitude to protect our honest English speaking fish. 🇬🇧
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Aug 31, 2022
RIP my old pal Mikhail Gorbachev. I was lucky enough to meet Mikhail at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1964. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I kept a keen eye on his career ever since.
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Nov 12, 2020
I hereby offer all Scotland players free use of my static caravan in Pitlochry on any Monday in January (users take own gas) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Bob Servant
@bobservant
Oct 30, 2020
Unbelievable. When I tried to cheer up my friend Frank by popping on some of his late wife’s clothes and singing islands in the stream people said it was out of order and ruined the funeral. One rule for them another for the rest of us.
Kim Kardashian
@KimKardashian
Oct 29, 2020
For my birthday, Kanye got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my dad. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.
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Bob Servant
@bobservant
Sep 4, 2020
10 years ago I was the 8th busiest burger van in Dundee. After a decade of work, listening to the punters, menu experimentation, spatula practice, meditation, positive mental attitude (PMA), fearless self-reflection, daring to dream, and two deaths, I am up to 6th. Never give up