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@bonatlantic
ass in @standatlantic but i also own some cats and ill drink anything if its free
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    @bonatlantic
    Apr 11, 2016
    This will be my pinned tweet
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    @bonatlantic
    Nov 23, 2019
    got my period (fuck off if thats tmi grow up) and i have no pockets so my spare tampon is under my beanie pls do not take off my hat tonight my tampons are very friendly thank u
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    Feb 28, 2020
    I KNOW I IM ANNOYING BUT I JUST NEED TO ADRESS THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS WE GOT ON STAGE I REALISED I DIDNT CHANGE MY TAMPON AND I FELT THE LIQUID AND THE WHOLE SET ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HOW I COULD POTENTIALLY PAUSE THE SHOW TO GO DO IT BUT I DIDNT BC ROCK COMES FIRST
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    @bonatlantic
    Aug 29, 2019
    If u think being in a band is glamourouus then think again bc i just put a fuckin tampon in in an alleyway 3 mins before goin on stage bc no toilet :)
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    @bonatlantic
    Oct 20, 2019
    happy hannyversary to my favourite fish in the whole wide sea!!! normally im the first person to cringe at these posts but she is my main squeeze so let me be goo just one time 😠 You got a big heart (and mouf 🙃) n i love you but i got a character limit here so that all i got x
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    @bonatlantic
    Aug 19, 2020
    w - when will you a - all p - realise that big bang theory is a below average sitcom
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    @bonatlantic
    Jan 11, 2023
    my toxic trait is that its 2023 and i still let ‘cool beans’ slip out of my stupid ugly little mouth every so often
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    @bonatlantic
    Aug 28, 2019
    sung ‘skinny dipping in baked beans’ tonight n no one noticed 😪
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    @bonatlantic
    Sep 7, 2021
    new record gonna be horny as hell bitch lets rock
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    @bonatlantic
    Oct 24, 2019
    album 2 baby we off!!!!!!!!
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    @bonatlantic
    Aug 7, 2020
    its out, its fun, its flirty and its homophobic if u dont listen to it xo
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    @bonatlantic
    Mar 25, 2021
    fuck it hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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    @bonatlantic
    Jun 1, 2021
    im bi but im also pretty fucking gay!!!!!!! enjoy ur life!!!!!!! happy pride!!!!!!!
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    @bonatlantic
    Oct 8, 2020
    cant tweet too busy makin dumb memes
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