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Mic Wright
@brokenbottleboy
Same name on BlueSky. I’m a writer and have a newsletter👇🏻 “Do you know what the sad part is…? I’m a very good tailor.” Agent: @taffyagent
Norwich, England
brokenbottleboy.substack.com
Born January 28
Joined September 2008
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    Mic Wright
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    Sep 8, 2022
    From 8 years after Queen Elizabeth’s coronation until well into the 1970s, the British government engaged in Operation Legacy, destroying records of the British empire’s crimes. Now *is* the time to discuss this kind of detail because her death is used to push a sanitised history
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    Mic Wright
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    Jul 11, 2021
    The footage of a nude man waving an England flag while attempting to windmill his chipolata dick in the car park outside the PC World in Wembley is a better metaphor for Britain’s attitude to the world under Boris Johnson than any satirist could devise.
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    Mic Wright
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    Dec 5, 2020
    This is what you told people to vote for, Daily Mail. This is like shooting your foot off and being surprised about the limp.
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    Mic Wright
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    Jun 29, 2021
    If you are a grown man tweeting a picture of a little German girl crying at the football, I hope you get your cock trapped in your zip.
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    Mic Wright
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    Oct 17, 2021
    “Vampire killer” Dan Hodges calls for civility in politics.
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    Mic Wright
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    Jan 3, 2023
    “Let me quote The Guardian, obviously a left-wing newspaper…” I’m going to stop you there, Richard
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    Mic Wright
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    Sep 5, 2021
    Fuck off.
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    Mic Wright
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    Jun 20, 2022
    Every MP at Rupert Murdoch’s summer party tonight is showing you who they work for.
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    Mic Wright
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    Feb 25, 2023
    This poor fucker.
    RELATIONSHIPS ‘My husband used to be hot. If I met him now, would I still fancy him?’ Molly Gunn met her husband when she was 23 — over two decades and three children later, she gives a very honest account of the challenges of married life
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    Mic Wright
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    Jul 13, 2022
    Absolutely ludicrous listening to Andrew Marr on LBC repeatedly referring to “left and centre-left candidates” in the Tory leadership contest. The Tory Party has its very right wing and its very hard right wing.
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    Mic Wright
    @brokenbottleboy
    Aug 1, 2021
    Imagine writing the following paragraph with a straight face:
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    Mic Wright
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    Jan 13, 2023
    Is it because you’re a man who wrote a sexualised column about his own daughter, fantasied — out loud — about killing and fucking a neighbour’s child, fat-shamed his own son, has written numerous racist columns, and laughed at a young woman’s untimely death?*
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    Mic Wright
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    Apr 2, 2023
    Laura Kuenssberg introduces Suella Braverman as “the woman who is trying to sort out the mess of the immigration system.” Another casual breach of ‘impartiality’.
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    Mic Wright
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    May 10, 2023
    The Mail has found a way to blame a woman for a murderous man’s actions.
    Mail writes: PC ‘who could have stopped Couzens’ is online porn star
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