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Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar
Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Studio City, CA
bryanbehar.substack.com
Born December 30
Joined July 2013
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    Bryan Behar
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    Jan 22, 2018
    I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression #Empathy
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    Bryan Behar
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    Jun 27, 2022
    No offense, but there is no fucking way the ruling is 6-3 in favor if I started chanting my Torah portion on the 50 yard line.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Jan 9, 2021
    Sean Hannity & Tucker Carlson: “You don’t understand the pain these men are feeling.” Me: “The pain that made them purchase a Camp Auschwitz sweat shirt?”
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    Bryan Behar
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    Nov 13, 2025
    Ohhhhhhhhh. So THAT’S why they shut down the government.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Jul 14, 2019
    Mike Pence stormed out of the Colts game because players kneeled. Stormed! But seeing kids behind bars, desperate men chanting “no showers”— for that he calmly stuck around and told us how well the prisoners were treated.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Apr 14, 2025
    People still act like a special bell will ring signaling the arrival of Fascism. Trump just defied a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling. Fascism is here.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Nov 8, 2020
    Can you imagine being so bad at your job that they ring church bells in another country when you’re done?
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    Bryan Behar
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    Sep 8, 2025
    Trump raped Ivana. Trump raped E. Jean Carroll. Trump’s been credibly-accused of sexually assaulting 26 other women. All in the public record. And America still re-elected him. Now he’s praising domestic violence. Did people hate Kamala’s laugh THAT MUCH?
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    Bryan Behar
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    Aug 30, 2017
    What a crowd, what a turnout
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    Bryan Behar
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    Dec 1, 2018
    I can’t believe the number of followers I’ve lost tonight for benignly expressing sorrow about President Bush’s passing. Apparently, to them, I failed some ultra-progressive litmus test for seeing the good in a man I mostly disagreed with. Good riddance.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Feb 16, 2020
    I’m tired of pussyfooting around this for fear of retribution I don’t like Bernie Sanders His supporters make me like him less I don’t think he’d beat Donald Trump And I don’t want either of them to be president. This is my personal opinion. Attack me but I won’t read them
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    Bryan Behar
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    Sep 27, 2020
    The GOP is now the party that boos John McCain and cheers Kyle Rittenhouse.
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    Bryan Behar
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    Oct 28, 2019
    There’s nothing like a father bringing a son to a baseball game. You’re the President. You have a 13 year old boy. You have a box at the World Series. So you bring...Matt Gaetz?
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    Bryan Behar
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    Sep 10, 2020
    I’d say the most fucked up thing I learned the last 4 years is that a president can kill off 180 thousand Americans by lying to the public, trash our active soldiers & war dead, and roll over to Russia, and close to half of America will still vote for him.