Brenden Schaeffer🎳
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Brenden Schaeffer🎳
@bschaeffer12
Cardinals for MLB.com, @STLSprtsCntrl. Host @KTGRBigShow, B-Schaeff Daily. Mizzou grad. Cat/Human dad. 🎳 is a sport. GIF has a hard g. I'm no Seth.
- I'm a believer in the conspiracy that the Athletics are sending down or benching any players who wear these braceletsWe know why…
- The Cardinals didn't give up: -Alex Reyes -Jack Flaherty -Dakota Hudson -Jordan Hicks -Ryan Helsley -Harrison Bader -Tyler O'Neill The Cardinals did literally get: -Paul Goldschmidt
- Replying to @morganisawizardwell i mean the horse is helping her with the jumping
- Replying to @UrOrientalistThe single dumbest idea in existence
- Adam Wainwright just said that Nolan Arenado would occasionally send him videos over the last couple years of him making ridiculous plays and tell him "Show this to Mo." There is no doubt, this guy wanted to be a Cardinal.
- Replying to @DeepDishEnjoyer and @DimeOpinionsGenerations are made up so you're fine
- The two biggest stars of the National League West over the course of the last decade now anchor the corners of the St. Louis Cardinals infield. Remarkable.
- Replying to @SleeperHQI'm pretty sure it's just Diggs Sideline Touchdown Unbelievable
- Replying to @RomanpussGames and @gamestopI mean, yes? How is this confusing you
- Hey, Cardinals fans: Jack Flaherty pitches tomorrow.
- Replying to @MichaelaOklaMy ringer hasn't been on my whole life
