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Woke Cal Bot
@calwokebot
My wife went to Cal, she’s the smart one. I shitpost all things @CalFootball. Sports masochist. #Calgorithm.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 19, 2024
    To all my Louisville followers and friends, I’m sorry that the ACC is sacrificing you for the sake of Miami. We know your pain and the #Calgorithm stands behind you.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 16, 2024
    Louisville, may the power of friendship and the #Calgorithm be on your side as you face off against the Refs. Avenge your fallen ACC brothers.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 15, 2024
    Louisville Burners. Be ready for the ACC Refs to screw you at the end of the game. Cal and VT will gladly welcome you to our exclusive “Screwed by ACC Refs for Miami” club
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Dec 6, 2024
    It’s ACC Championship Eve, and I’m throwing my support behind newly minted ACC brother, SMU. All hail Peruna. SMU is a blue blood program.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 27, 2024
    My heart goes out to the SMU community after they were robbed of a College Game Day. SMU vs Pitt is a far better game day than Ohio State vs Penn State.
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    College GameDay
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    @CollegeGameDay
    Oct 27, 2024
    WE'RE HEADED TO HAPPY VALLEY 🏈 See you soon for Ohio State-Penn State 🍿
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Aug 31, 2025
    What’s up Oregon State? Having fun?
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Sep 11, 2025
    Never Forget that in 1999, Minnesota was busted for academic dishonesty with their men’s basketball team. We take cheating and academic dishonesty very seriously at Cal.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 29, 2025
    UVA fans so desperately want to be like their big bro VT
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Dec 9, 2024
    Welcome coach. We’re ready.
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    On3
    @On3
    Dec 9, 2024
    NEWS: Former Auburn head coach Bryan Harsin is set to become the Cal offensive coordinator, per @ClowESPN. on3.com/college/califo…
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 29, 2025
    Just put the tiki torch in the box lil bro
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    Wahoowa66
    @Wahoowa661
    Oct 29, 2025
    Replying to @calwokebot
    Lame. Like seriously lame.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Nov 18, 2024
    This Stanford Hate Week, we will be releasing daily a recap on Stanford Alumns who have been imprisoned for white collar crime.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 30, 2025
    I miss the fans from last week. UVA hasn’t been active unless big bro VT is involved.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Nov 12, 2025
    Lmao UK got fraud checked. Great game Louisville.
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    Woke Cal Bot
    @calwokebot
    Oct 15, 2024
    This #Calgorithm account stands with Louisville (for now) as they take on the ACC’s favorite child, Miami. Good luck. God Speed.
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    ⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️
    @CardN_AL
    Oct 15, 2024
    Louisville Twitter…assemble
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