Guess what Roy Moore?
I’m still gaaaaaaaaaay. I’m gay.
And I’m not in prison cuz being gay isn’t illegal. In fact, you lost on my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Hahahahahahahahah
Cameron Esposito
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Cameron Esposito
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- Just a reminder to "why not come forward sooner" folks: 60 women came forward about Cosby he was not convicted
- Not a day passes w/o remembering Tori Spelling wrote a memoir called Stori Telling.
- Normalize laughing directly into the face of a grown man who says he “dated” a 17yr old
- Thrilled to report 16k ppl went to see Tr*mp in Tulsa And i have hosted a queer rights music festival in Utah attended by 30k Do u know how badly u have to be doing as POTUS to underdraw a queer rights music festival in Utah??
- Just wanna be really fucking clear that being gay has nothing to do w/ going after underage folks
- build 👏 the 👏 wall build 👏 3 👏 more 👏 walls add 👏 a 👏 roof look, it's a planned parenthood 😎
- Since zero women & zero people of color weighed in on US constitution when it was written, I assume it may occasionally need a few updates.
- at a Walgreen’s Man: “aren’t u supposed to be playing soccer?” Me: “...” Man: “you look like that World Cup player.” Me: “no I don’t; we’re just both lesbians.” Reader, I also do not look like Ellen, Tegan, Tig or Sara. I *will* accept Matt Smith.
- Imagine if u were so awful ur worst threat was ur participation in a thingIf the left is so "outraged" about Ivanka sitting in for a few minutes, maybe they'd be happier if I sub in for a while??? LMK 🇺🇸 #MAGA
- Not to blow up anybody's spot but $400k is ~ what Larry the Cable Guy charges for an appearance & he's not the 1st black president.
- "Boys will be boys." Ok then women will be Presidents.
