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Cameron!!
@cameronmattis
platform sales @stripe. points helper at pointshelp.com. ❤ my life and my wife.
all opinions are my own. yes, even yours.
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Joined October 2011
- the good news is my custom facemask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large
- my therapist: Goth Andrew Yang isn't real. he can't hurt you. Goth Andrew Yang:
- Replying to @nikicagajust when the traffic light turns red: other drivers - stop government - stop drivers ed - stop the police - stop my car manual - stop me - thanks, now i'm positive i should keep going
- Replying to @cameronmattisdamn okay about to go to bed but here's a todo list: 1. follow me if you want to live 2. listen to @charlybliss 3. donate to the state slate to flip competitive statehouses around the country secure.actblue.com/donate/state_s…
- genuinely laughed out loud when he revealed where this theme park is locatedNext week Beast Land our brand new theme park opens!!!! We built custom games modeled after our videos that don’t exist ANYWHERE else and will have the world’s largest prize wall :D
- Replying to @TheBoringGitbeneath it is a mask with my face printed 20% too small
- Replying to @NBCPhiladelphiathe DAs should be fired, disbarred, and prosecuted for this. unbelievable prosecutorial overreach.
- Replying to @shaunmmaguirenarrator: they had rock solid evidence of something very bad
- four years ago today, I walked by this weeding party taking a fake selfie with a photographer. I still think about this sometimes.
