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@cantguardjake
UGA β€˜23
Atlanta, GA
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Mar 1, 2024
    New apartment, rate the setup (dudes only)
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Jul 21, 2025
    β€œYou can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Feb 12, 2025
    saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and almost had to call out of work
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Apr 13, 2024
    LeBron could never
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    The Spectator Index
    @spectatorindex
    Apr 13, 2024
    BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Oct 31, 2025
    Fun police out tonight y’all
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Apr 11, 2024
    Undoubtedly one of the five funniest things anyone has ever said
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    May 22, 2024
    β€œLet’s debate” what is there to debate?? There is one literal answer and it’s B, C, A. This is why we have accidents. This is not a β€œdebate”
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    FadeHubb
    @FadeHubb
    May 20, 2024
    Let’s debate! Which order should the cars go?
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    May 14, 2025
    Make a 2-15 NFL team pick 6th in the draft and their fans will make January 6th look like a picnic
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    Joe Schad
    @schadjoe
    May 14, 2025
    Adam Schefter: NFL Draft Lottery would be a β€œhome run.”
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Aug 30, 2025
    I’m happy Bama lost. But I respect this. Don’t put a camera in my face down 2 scores
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    CJ Fogler 🫑
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    CJ Fogler 🫑
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Sep 10, 2022
    Holy. Shit.
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Nov 13, 2024
    watching 21 hours of football per weekend must be #16
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    Malcolm Harris
    @BigMeanInternet
    Nov 12, 2024
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Apr 8, 2024
    β€œYou can’t stare into the sun during an eclipse”
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Mar 15, 2024
    POV: You are a beer in my fridge at 5:01 PM EST today
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    Skip Bayless
    Underdog
    @RealSkipBayless
    Mar 15, 2024
    I can’t lose in these shoes. MJ FOREVER. #DripBayless
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    jxke. πŸ§ΈπŸŽ°πŸƒ
    @cantguardjake
    Mar 25, 2024
    this is what NIL was supposed to be
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    Jack Gohlke
    @jgohlke34
    Mar 25, 2024
    Sent the game to overtime so that meant more great times @BWWings AND six free boneless wings. This March Madness, order using Blazin' Rewards before the last game of the day goes into overtime to receive the offer #OvertimeDeal #NIL #sponsored
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